laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

godbless-st-cyr:

A compilation of my favourite ‘little stories’ from tumblr.

- Part 1 || Part 2

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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slapmytitties:

Oh my god

slapmytitties:

Oh my god

poppypicklesticks:

"lol i hate misandry its so beautiful"
"so why do you have a life size cardboard cutout of a boy band member behind you"
"omg no one asked your opinion ffs you are random and irrelevant"
Pubescent feminists are hilarious, especially when they use typical teen girl retorts when they get called out on their bullshit 

poppypicklesticks:

"lol i hate misandry its so beautiful"

"so why do you have a life size cardboard cutout of a boy band member behind you"

"omg no one asked your opinion ffs you are random and irrelevant"

Pubescent feminists are hilarious, especially when they use typical teen girl retorts when they get called out on their bullshit 

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE

Anonymous said: Why is a girl cheating on a guy okay....

durkin62:

inconspicuous-horse:

toxicwinner:

because look at the moon and the sun. the moon is very masculine; dark, cold, got a foot print on it. the sun is very feminine; bright, firey, orange. this represents the natural order of humanity. the sun cheats on the moon all the time with all the other planets. the moon remains faithful. why? because its the natural order

Nigga, you high as fuck

What drugs were required to conceive this shit, and where can I get them.

cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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discontent-troll:

takashi0:

clarinet-hunter:

dannythedoe:

overthegaybow:

jaegercraven:

legolokiismighty:

sizvideos:

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i would be fucking pissed. thats hundreds of dollars

This really pisses me off. One, like the previous comment, that’s hundreds of dollars just shredded right there. Secondly, the kid is autistic (I can easily tell, my mother is a psychologist and I’m also autistic) and the father just took away something mentally stimulating to him that could very well give him a good job (if something is pretty stimulating to someone with autism, they tend to be very good at it like the kid said).

This is horrifying. Absolutely horrifying. They are LAUGHING at him. He’s only been out of school for three months and they do this. The kid here even said they were worth hundreds of dollars and that they were extremely valuable, yet the father just runs them over after taunting him to save some of the games while at the same time revving up the engine as a threat whenever he attempts it. This kid wasn’t even that ill mannered. The worst he said in the entire video was fuck. 
God between the actual event, the way the father taunted the guy, and the way the (i assume) brother laughed at him and regarded his distress as some sort of comedy act sickens me. 

this is fucking sickening

This is horrible D:

What the fuck is wrong with him?

I thought this was staged?

I really hope it is because otherwise…it’s just…sad…very sad…